I don't naturally blog everyday cause i'm not that desperate to share my thoughts and feelings to the planet. But I found a topic that is so irritating that i have to speak up. I'd like to declare that i hate attending malay weddings. Its not the unbearable colours of dress the visitors wear or the music that drills tunes in your head which never goes away when you half expect them to. Its not even the formality of greeting people you've never met in your entire life who claim to have seen you in diapers more than a decade ago. The thing about asian families is that they can get so large, you can get lost memorising their names and your relation to them. However the most irritable issue that I have overtaken a blog entry's worth is regarding the hot girls.
No, don't get me wrong. I love to see or at least be in the presence of hot girls as much as the next guy. But every time I walk into a malay wedding and getting a glance of one of 'em, my brain quickly manufactures an electric charge at the back of my mind alarming me of the fact that there is a fifty percent chance that you and the girl, no matter how different she may look to any of your direct family members, are related. As a learned pessimist, the words incest and inbreeding have already penetrated my thoughts ruining my whole god damn day.
So here's a quote from a book i'm reading lately. "Fuck. Shit. Etc."