In the spirit of the coming elections, I feel a need to put forth my own candidate. Below is the platform for this candidate's campaign.

Vote for Nobody:
Nobody tells the truth.
Nobody will keep election promises.
Nobody will always listen to your concerns.
Nobody will be able to help the poor and unemployed.
Nobody cares. For you. For us.

In support of the Nobody's Perfect Foundation
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