Dude, where all the malay chicks man?
How the fuck should I know?
Poly on break or sumtin? I thought they said Temasek has all the babes?
It does? Wait, who's they? If dats true, I haven't seen any. I'm going zombie over here bro. 0% stimulation.
Damn man. This place sucks. Like retirement central.
Preaching to the choir.

With friends like these....