Dear void, recent events, which have led me to a life of perpectual nothingness, have provided a rude awakening to my supposedly aching vessel. Til this day and age, i have not amounted to any idea of a possible career which would most probably carry me to my untimely death.
Will i be an office worker stuck in between walls of cubicles in a dead wasteland of paper products and plastics, skin pale due to everyday exposure to fluorescent light. Nah. Or will i be one who thrives in torturing men into their smallest juvenile self in green camo and combat boots. Well...maybe not. As i walk under the void decks, carrying bags of food items, seafood, milk powder, instant coffee, diapers,etc... i wonder if there is a need of a well educated, height challenged, army trained, floor sweeping, window wiping, carpet vacuuming, rice cooking, egg frying, instant noodles boiling, children friendly (maybe not with all the mj fiasco), television addicted, music loving, baby carrying (again maybe not), grocery shopping, healthy and totally helpful young adult with quite a good sense of humour. It will require a monthly payment of $3000 (wait, finish the sentence before u act all surprised) , which may be compensated up to 50% by boarding and regular meals. Hmm...how is dat for service.
But for now, i will relax and enjoy my movie indulged, cpf non-paying life. However, if u want to engage in this introductory offer, do hurry bcos of currently limited stock. Have a nice nite dear void.