Split Screen Productions presents The Incredulous Adventures of Bobby Darling. In today's episode, our hero has been elected to become The Toastmaster of the Day, (Toot Todo Toot!) thus upgrading his skills a level higher. (wooo!) Throughout the day he battles the onslaught of carbo-hungry monsters who attack in random fashion, trapping our hero in constant confusion tactics. Fortunately, they are too caught by surprise upon hearing his pellucid command of their tongue. Watch as Bobby fights the mundane-ness of the evil Boredor, with aid of the Popous Musicas from the neighbouring nations. Then, as our hero begins to cross his home stretch, in enters the bewitching Twilight Witch with her eyes black as night, rapturous smile and such a sweet sweet ass. (Damnnnn!) "Must stop staring...have to resist...have to reach home," Bobby struggles to maintain his rationality and his pet Tronky at bay. Sensing his resistance, she lets him escape in one piece, with just a warning of things to come. Thus concludes today's episode of The Incredulous Adventures of Bobby Darling. Will our hero succumb to the SunLord's powers? Will the SunLord's foreign disciple capture Bobby's mind? Or will he surrender to the Twilight Witch's charms? Can the Owl Princess save him from his solitude? Stay tuned.

...because truth is stranger than fiction.