Dude, how's school?
Lonely. How's the wife?
Went shopping with her sis...i'm guessing happy. Haha! Hows your go-go?
Everything is under control.
Dude, you have no job, no girlfriend and you live in fuckin Tampines. How is that under control?
Damn bro, I sure love it when you put my life in perspective.
You should...

With friends like these...pt II