Dude, where all the malay chicks man?
How the fuck should I know?
Poly on break or sumtin? I thought they said Temasek has all the babes?
It does? Wait, who's they? If dats true, I haven't seen any. I'm going zombie over here bro. 0% stimulation.
Damn man. This place sucks. Like retirement central.
Preaching to the choir.

With friends like these....

"Oh my God! Where's the geek i knew and loved?" M shouted from the corner of my eye, putting me under the warm bright spotlight of the fluorescent lamp in my friend's room.
" Yeah, he went into Tekong....never got out. Sad, really," I answered, tempting any to step up and give me his hairy eyeball and doing the Haha! laugh from the Simpsons. And that was how my first attempt at video conferencing went. And when i say conference, I mean 4 people in a room struggling with an infernal microphone that has faced multiple forms of vulgarity imaginable in a local head in 1 hour. Plus 1 A-class hottie/maneater who screamed louder into her mic when she couldn't hear us, like it helped any. Haha! Freakin hilarious. If u think 3's a crowd...seriously, u don't wanna try it. Our conversation, despite the technical difficulties and the split second delay, as frequently drilled into our cranium by one of our compatriates(thank you very much) ended with a casual Toodles!Ciao! and a virtual hug which I have to say was purely meant for me. You know it, you Bozos! And i quote,"Chicks dig the goatee!" Her words, not mine. Thank you bro for the visual reunion with our beloved sweetheart. And thank you M for your heavenly virtual visitation in this painstaking limbo that is the holidays. Send me a postcard!

i wish i was special
in your eyes and then
see our lives intertwine
as these two hearts mend
Fate has taken
her turn at best
now its just mine
to repair this aching mess
i can only preach those
things you now know
alas it is your time
to reap what you sow
alas, alas....

Furies Entwined by M. Rushdy

Dear void,
Do u sense a shift in the world revolving? So huge and abrupt that we are forced into ignorance, partly for the sake of our own sanity. Sanctuary is by far beyond our naked reach. But how then do we live in a place not worth adapting? Where sulking is a sign of bliss and joy is a delusion only gods of days gone by could have envisioned and fashioned to the blind and hopeful. Schools of sapien logic taught us that for every crime there is both guilt and innocence but no entity prepared us for the fact there is always a victim. Always. Roll the dice and swear your allegiance. Praise such ultimate wisdom in the eyes of creation. The journey is a race which only the aware win. Truly there is no light as pure. That's just the way it is. Rest well dear heart, for there is nothing you can make of this. Let us dance in the stars for a while, for the night dies too young and too high in frequency.

As white as a lie, As sweet as you.

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." - Pirates of the Caribbean

In style of a dancer friend (awarded, mind you!)
21 - and untalented
21 - and born too late
21 - with nothing to show for it
21 - and officially psycho
21 - and sexually deprived
21 - and too decent to function
21 - and makes bad first impressions
21 - and gives off wrong vibes
21 - and in need of a hug
21 - and lovesick
21 - and worries too much
21 - and under-appreciated
21 - and bundled with issues
21 - and in search of a home
21 - alive and kicked

My, my! It's the holidays already...I don't really feel it yet and its already running out. The new year creeps nearer and nearer even before the artificial snow starts 'melting' off the streets. "Yeah..Christmas!" She squeals in pleasure. Yeah...wooopee! Big deal! Its just another fake holiday. To think they should know by now that Jesus was born in a whole other month. But by then, we'll be waking up to a whole other tune....it's called wake up and go to class u lazy piece of crap.
Oh yeah...Merry Christmas to u too!

U want something personal? Sure, I'll give you three. I hate people who lie simply for their own benefit. I hate people who break promises. I hate people who mislay my trust. If u do not know this, then u don't really know me at all. Thanks a lot for waking me up. Talk about leopards...
And people wonder why I'm paranoid. Have a nice fuckin day.

Just when I thought that I was out, they pull me back in. - Michael Corleone

Thank you dear void for letting me be. Thank you S for letting me crash. Thank you G for keeping me strong. Thank you LOML for keeping me sane.